About

I'm Sarah, and I drink more canned lattes than is reasonable. At some point I started writing the numbers down.

These things went from a novelty to a fridge staple in about three years, and nobody was keeping score. Which one actually has the most caffeine? Which one is secretly a milkshake? I got tired of standing in front of the cooler doing math on my phone, so I built the thing I wanted to look at instead.

Every can here is a row of data: caffeine, sugar, protein, milk, size, price, where you can buy it. The lists sort themselves from that, so none of it is my personal favorite wearing a ranking as a costume. When a brand reformulates or a new can lands, I fix the one record and every page catches up.

Numbers start with the label, then brand sites and press releases for whatever the label leaves out. Caffeine wanders batch to batch, so treat every figure as typical rather than exact. I buy the cans, photograph them, and only mark a record verified once I've checked it against the can in my hand. Each product page tells you the last time I touched it.

If a number looks wrong, please tell me: [email protected]. A photo of the label is the fastest way to get it fixed. Same goes for a can I'm missing, and I'm sure there are plenty. New ones launch faster than one person can drink them.

Some of the buy links are affiliate links, which is what pays for all the cans. It never changes what gets listed or how anything sorts, and there's a whole page explaining it.

Thanks for reading. Go drink something cold.